Already floating around the internet... I'm not breaking these. This isn't a scoop. hey if you watch NBC close enough you saw these on the DEW'd tour broadcast.
For those of you who are much to young that would be a caricature of the late Hunter S. Thompson's Raoul Duke from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. As drawn by Ralph Steadman.Not to be confused with SIA up until 2009. No word on the boots or the random right foot.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Making Turns, Complaint Box & Looking into 2010
A scant 30 plus hours from a New Year and boy did I need to get out and make some turns in all sorts of ways. So I rounded up Monument Dave and a new Memento Mori with Union Force binders and off we went. Snow was good, guns were going full blast but fun was to be had. After several rounds of riding and comments that will filter into a board review shortly here we broke for some food and then made our way back home. On our last run in true "lets take a few more and then call it a day" style we ran into our buddy Drix who also had a Monument and Union set up. What can I say three is the magic number? A good day of riding all around.
Who knew my little AK review would get positive and negative feedback. Just goes to show that somebody beyond my wife, Pat Moore, Chris and Neil Hendrix read South of the North. What's really funny about this is that it drifts into turf where others have outed anonymous/fake name comments for who they really are. Granted, the most recent example I can think of is YoBeat and their little skirmish with Burton over an article Brooke wrote.
Back to the AK review, so the beauty of SOTN is that it's unfiltered but tends to be thought out. In other words: I don't put up the random rant anymore. More important it's transparent. I encourage everybody who posts to do so with an associated identity. If you are going to say something on the web have the minerals to back it up. There are plenty of places for anonymous folks to flex their "I know more about snowboarding than you" Internet muscles. As a matter of fact I love it when somebody disagrees with something I write because I tend to see another viewpoint but man do I hate it when people do it anonymously. In particular this one:
So you tore your Stagger pant in the backcountry on a tree or your sisters last remaining tooth and now the whole line is dead ?WTF? AK is lifetime warranty. So cry yourself into a new AK pant and give us little people your proform. Unless you have some real points as why the line is going south. My AK gear is still kicking it and it's been out over 60 times this year. In S&D and trees it's my fav jacket.
Seriously, you don't have the balls to put down a name with that? Are you such a pussy that you can't even link an e-mail? Holy crap I bet you buy 89 Octane because you can't decide between 87 and 91. My two-year-old son has bigger stones than you. Good God what a f*cking pussy. Also for the record you f*cking genius - no they wouldn't warranty it per their terms. Again, for "Mr. I'm-to-scared-to-put -my-name-on-an-opinion" and all the people in the cheap seats read the final graph:
As far as soul of a brand I think the AK line does a really amazing job of fusing the soul of people like Jake & Craig Kelly with the innovation that today's snowboarding brings. But, at the same time when you see guys like Terje wearing more straight Burton gear than AK you know something's fishy in the lineup.
Translation: when you make the general retail purchasing population pay $600 for a jacket that bears the name of AK as in Alaska as in one of the gnarilest places in the world to ride - make it so it won't get a tear that you won't warranty. Because in a gnarliest place like Alaska - you might get a tear! Is that clear or do you need my aforementioned two year old son to draw you a picture? He has a big box of crayons so even you will be able to get it. Holy crap, hallelujah and pass the beer nuts so much for not ranting. Anyway that's my opinion. My name is Jonny. You know where I stand. Next time show a little back bone might be in short order.
(Ahem, regain composure)
OK, now that I've scared everybody away and burned several bridges - why not say hey 2010 is a year of change for SOTN. As you know we've got more than our fair share of guest contributors and they will continue on. Also, we're going to start taking on advertising. Yep, we need to pay some bills but don't fret it really compromise editorial standards because lets be honest we don't have standards. We just have unfiltered opinions about things we like, dislike, what works and what doesn't. So in early 2010 when we reskin South of the North, ads will come along with the new look. That should be interesting as from my above rant I've likely scared off every potential advertiser and their mother.
Isn't 2010 looking like a fun year already?
Who knew my little AK review would get positive and negative feedback. Just goes to show that somebody beyond my wife, Pat Moore, Chris and Neil Hendrix read South of the North. What's really funny about this is that it drifts into turf where others have outed anonymous/fake name comments for who they really are. Granted, the most recent example I can think of is YoBeat and their little skirmish with Burton over an article Brooke wrote.
Back to the AK review, so the beauty of SOTN is that it's unfiltered but tends to be thought out. In other words: I don't put up the random rant anymore. More important it's transparent. I encourage everybody who posts to do so with an associated identity. If you are going to say something on the web have the minerals to back it up. There are plenty of places for anonymous folks to flex their "I know more about snowboarding than you" Internet muscles. As a matter of fact I love it when somebody disagrees with something I write because I tend to see another viewpoint but man do I hate it when people do it anonymously. In particular this one:
So you tore your Stagger pant in the backcountry on a tree or your sisters last remaining tooth and now the whole line is dead ?WTF? AK is lifetime warranty. So cry yourself into a new AK pant and give us little people your proform. Unless you have some real points as why the line is going south. My AK gear is still kicking it and it's been out over 60 times this year. In S&D and trees it's my fav jacket.
Seriously, you don't have the balls to put down a name with that? Are you such a pussy that you can't even link an e-mail? Holy crap I bet you buy 89 Octane because you can't decide between 87 and 91. My two-year-old son has bigger stones than you. Good God what a f*cking pussy. Also for the record you f*cking genius - no they wouldn't warranty it per their terms. Again, for "Mr. I'm-to-scared-to-put -my-name-on-an-opinion" and all the people in the cheap seats read the final graph:
As far as soul of a brand I think the AK line does a really amazing job of fusing the soul of people like Jake & Craig Kelly with the innovation that today's snowboarding brings. But, at the same time when you see guys like Terje wearing more straight Burton gear than AK you know something's fishy in the lineup.
Translation: when you make the general retail purchasing population pay $600 for a jacket that bears the name of AK as in Alaska as in one of the gnarilest places in the world to ride - make it so it won't get a tear that you won't warranty. Because in a gnarliest place like Alaska - you might get a tear! Is that clear or do you need my aforementioned two year old son to draw you a picture? He has a big box of crayons so even you will be able to get it. Holy crap, hallelujah and pass the beer nuts so much for not ranting. Anyway that's my opinion. My name is Jonny. You know where I stand. Next time show a little back bone might be in short order.
(Ahem, regain composure)
OK, now that I've scared everybody away and burned several bridges - why not say hey 2010 is a year of change for SOTN. As you know we've got more than our fair share of guest contributors and they will continue on. Also, we're going to start taking on advertising. Yep, we need to pay some bills but don't fret it really compromise editorial standards because lets be honest we don't have standards. We just have unfiltered opinions about things we like, dislike, what works and what doesn't. So in early 2010 when we reskin South of the North, ads will come along with the new look. That should be interesting as from my above rant I've likely scared off every potential advertiser and their mother.
Isn't 2010 looking like a fun year already?
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Free Ski Day At Greek Peak
Who says you can't go home yes, I headed back to the original South of the North- Vestal, NY for a few days of family time and to let the kids begin the wild holiday rumpus with their Grandparents. I was pretty happy to see my old stomping grounds where I learned to ski and snowboard back in the 80's Ohhhhh the 80's! Neon! Big hair! and snowboard mogul competitions! Don't laugh it really happened. back to my point it was free ski day. A canned or non-perishable food item got you a lift ticket all day. Do some good while making turns? Count me in. So on Christmas Eve I ventured 25 minutes north or west (I can never tell) to the funny little mountain I used to call home: Greek Peak.
Now, I suppose I could have called and scored a media pass because hey this is a big time tweetastic, facbookin' social machine makin' blog. Note: that blinding white flash was not a bomb. That was sarcasm. However last year when i was running around for Fuel.tv writing reviews and what not the marketing guy ended up either giving me a hard time or not caring (why are these guys such douchebags?) so ... free ski day it was. Plus, like I said, the effort went to a local food bank which is a much better cause than the world renowned effort of "Stroke-the-ego-of-some-small-time-ski-hill-marketing -ass-hat". I hear that one is going to have Bono play their next benefit.
So after rounding up a bag of groceries off I went. I ended up getting in a handful of runs over 3 hours due to the size of the crowds but the people watching was pretty epic. So without further delay ...here's a brief glimpse into the shred world I came from. Not much as changed
Now this was a new development. The Bloods have set up shop at Greek peak. A I hear they jump people in over near the ski lodge. One can only hope the Crips watch their back over at Labrador Mountain and don't come around starting trouble.
After having to be the guy who answered work e-mails in the lift line I got boxed out of line by some guy. I was about to say something and then noticed the ski blades. Quickly it became apparent he had enough issues to contend with on his own without me saying anything.
Finally, we got on the lift! Wait is this thing not a high speed detachable Quad? I mean COME ON Greek peak! Even Whitetail has a high speed Quad. No wonder it's was a 25 minute wait. Ok, back to thinking all the food we are restocking in local food bank.
The poor guy sitting next to me had to endure about 31 "and over there we used to ..." type stories going up the lift.
Finally I got a few runs in and found some friendly faces who made the day a good time. Hands down set up of the day goes to this guy though. he couldn't even recall where he got the board and had to be knocking on 60. Style points for the duck boots and carharts
Now, I suppose I could have called and scored a media pass because hey this is a big time tweetastic, facbookin' social machine makin' blog. Note: that blinding white flash was not a bomb. That was sarcasm. However last year when i was running around for Fuel.tv writing reviews and what not the marketing guy ended up either giving me a hard time or not caring (why are these guys such douchebags?) so ... free ski day it was. Plus, like I said, the effort went to a local food bank which is a much better cause than the world renowned effort of "Stroke-the-ego-of-some-small-time-ski-hill-marketing -ass-hat". I hear that one is going to have Bono play their next benefit.
So after rounding up a bag of groceries off I went. I ended up getting in a handful of runs over 3 hours due to the size of the crowds but the people watching was pretty epic. So without further delay ...here's a brief glimpse into the shred world I came from. Not much as changed
Now this was a new development. The Bloods have set up shop at Greek peak. A I hear they jump people in over near the ski lodge. One can only hope the Crips watch their back over at Labrador Mountain and don't come around starting trouble.
After having to be the guy who answered work e-mails in the lift line I got boxed out of line by some guy. I was about to say something and then noticed the ski blades. Quickly it became apparent he had enough issues to contend with on his own without me saying anything.
Finally, we got on the lift! Wait is this thing not a high speed detachable Quad? I mean COME ON Greek peak! Even Whitetail has a high speed Quad. No wonder it's was a 25 minute wait. Ok, back to thinking all the food we are restocking in local food bank.
The poor guy sitting next to me had to endure about 31 "and over there we used to ..." type stories going up the lift.
Finally I got a few runs in and found some friendly faces who made the day a good time. Hands down set up of the day goes to this guy though. he couldn't even recall where he got the board and had to be knocking on 60. Style points for the duck boots and carharts
So when you are in the Southern Tier of NY and looking to make some turns Greek Peak is a nice place to go (if it's not a weekend) otherwise head up to Lab. You'll likely have more fun. Also, check out Feeding America. Nobody should go to bed hungry ever and all joking aside it never hurts to donate or help out when you can.
Monday, December 28, 2009
Giro Basis Goggle Review: Keepin' it Clear
Last year I whacked my head pretty good. I mean real good. Basically, I knocked myself silly and was thankful to be wearing my Giro G10 that i quickly fired off a thank you note to Giro. Basically, I dig Giro helmets. Cycling to snowboarding they've managed to keep my dome in one piece for many years. So I was pretty happy when they shot me a few pairs of goggles last season. I didn't get the opportunity to pull them out for testing until only recently so I figured lets give Giro their due.Over the years I've had every brand of goggle covering my eyes in every type of conceivable condition from Oakley in blizzard to Spy on a blue bird day to Electric electric on a gray day to Anon in rain to Bolle, well OK, the bolle day was another blue bird day) to Quiksilver while running a jackhammer as snow fell! Now Giro in a blizzard and blue bird day as the sun went down in DC.Overall, lets be honest, there isn't much to goggle testing.
Does it keep the wind, rain, sleet sun out of your eyes while protecting them from the sun? Check and congratulations on a job ... done. All sarcasm aside there's all sorts of minutae that goes into good goggles. Fit to ensure there's no pressure points and everything is snug and sexy like a prince song. Nobody wants their goggles flopping around like an old pair of granny panties that your college one night stand wore years ago. Just ask anybody wearing a pair of Dragon's - they know what I'm talking about. next up we can't have fog . save the fog for London and Friday the 13th movies that stuff has got to go! Your goggles fog up say bye-bye to any resemblance of a good time! Finally, your goggles can be the dopest collab, colorway tightest matching steez on the hill but if you don't have a good field of vision or god forbid some weird blind spot... forget it, they suck. Now that we have the criteria established lets look at the Giro basis.
The hardest part of reviewing the basis was that I spent most of my seven hours hiking. My body is like a furnace when I hike. I can wear a single base layer with a shell in 30 degree weather and still be too warm. So in my knit beanie there was some surprise when the basis didn't fog up. This was a very good thing. Plus one for Giro on giving the Basis ample opportunity to not fog up. This is my singles biggest pet peeve with optics, goggles that fog before you take a run. It's a simple fix and likely has as much to do with the rider as it does the goggle. The reality is though some cheaper goggles will fog up quicker. Luckily these did not in conditions I would expect them to become not visible.The fit with a beanie was good. Not great but good. Some minor fumbling was to be had in order to ensure there wasn't an air flow coming straight into my eyeball. Nobody likes the "No Country for Old Men' air pressure coming into their right eye. But, after a few minutes it was resolved. The fit with my Giro G10 (still banged up from last year) was OK. I had hoped for a better helmet to goggle interface as it's the same manufacturer but considering I'm running an old G10 I can let it slide. There wasn't a massive gap but it didn't feel 100%. Again, I don't know whether to attribute this to the goggle frame, the strap or the older helmet so I'll leave this one a wash but of all points - this is one that should have been hit out of the park.
Where the Basis did excel was in the field of vision. I felt the peripheral vision was equal to any Oakley's I run on the regular and nothing was obscuring my line of sight. This seems like it would be the easiest thing but from an engineering standpoint you just can't slap a massive frame and lens on a strap. Giro has managed to keep the field of vision open and not overly increase the frame and lens size. I don't think there's a correlation to the frame size and my fit issues as of yet. But god forbid I get a newer g10 or Seam from Giro if they don't sync then ... go back to making helmets.
Bottom line though, all in, the Basis was a well functioning goggle. Now is it worth $119? That's another question. Spadout shows the Basis ranging anywhere from $71 - $114 so it's all a matter of what you can get at a good price. I think you can do much worse than the basis goggle wise but you can also likely do a little better. the only goggle I've had get big marks from my review process and others is the Oakley Crowbar but I think they basis only falls just short of that at a drastic price reduction. $71 vs. $200 is no contest so if you're looking for a workhorse goggle give the Basis a shot and if you have any helmet fit feedback let me know.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
YES we can Snowboard Review: Buy This Board Now
If you haven't heard of YES (we can) Snowboards, you must be living under a proverbial snowboarding rock. YES popped out onto the scene last year during SIA and caused some serious buzz. Why? Because YES Snowboards was started by the former Uninc team when they were unceremoniously (missed marketing opportunity) cut from Burton. That's right: DCP (David Carrier-Porcheron), JP Solberg and Romain DeMarchi started their own board company. Rumor is that occasionally Gigi Ruff and Nicholas Muller also ride one.The boards are constructed in the Nidecker factory, and Henry Nidecker is an integral part of the YES team. JMZ, long-time Uninc buddy, does the graphics. Like one would expect, the boards are twin-tip, hybrid camber/rocker instruments of snowboard destruction. Over the years, Uninc graphics have been clean, wild, artistic or plain obnoxious, but the YES guys have decided to start with a very simple and clean graphic for the board line up.
Ok now time for what you're really interested in, the review.
Location: Stratton Mountain, VT
Conditions: packed powder, groomed corduroy, an inch or two of pow on the sides
Set-up: Yes 154, Burton 2010 Cartels, Vans Wiigs
Initial thoughts: First off, when the box arrived at my doorstep, on December 22nd, I was so fucking stoked. I had a super shitty day at work, you know the type of day that make you say "FML" on Twitter to all your tweeps? Anyway, brown santa always turns that frown upside down, and this time it went from super low to super high. I've been wondering about YES boards ever since I saw the press release last year.
The board looked very... Uninc-like. Am I looking at JP Solberg's 154 2008 Uninc, the one with the seal on it? The CamRocker is also very subtle compared to the ELFV that I was riding in early December. Construction looks solid. A quick glance at the sidewalls show you the sandwiched layers. I may be getting spoiled by things like 10:45 or ABS sidewalls, but these looked a bit fragile. But I figured we see how they handle on snow.
Turning, Basic Snowshralping?
CamRocker?
Lately, I've been hating on rocker. After testing multiple variations, I've found that a lot of companies have jumped on this bandwagon into the deep end. The engineers have created some "serious rocker" that results in boards that are great for your average intermediate or someone spending all day in pow, but leave a bit to be desired for a serious East Coast rider. Many companies have been moving towards a hybrid model (including YES), which provides "the best of both worlds." I've been really happy with Never Summer's R.C. version of this. According to YES: This state of the art design combines camber between the feet with rocker at the tip and tail, by combining camber and rocker you get a board that has superb stability and increased turning control whilst still feeling shorter through the length and reducing the likelihood of hooking up on a rail, also the rocker in the tip gives superb float in deeper snow.
YES's CamRock doesn't disappoint. I really enjoyed their subtle rocker on the tip and tail with a stable area of camber between the bindings. It definitely saves your bacon, one of the major pluses of rocker. I was throwing a bunch of flat 180s that started turning into to flat 360s (scary Scorpion moments be gone!). I didn't get a chance to try it in pow, but I'm sure it floats like a champ similar to other hybrid boards.
Pop?
Closely linked to the camber (or lack thereof) of a board is it's ability to pop for ollies, powering the tail out of turns, etc. Of course with the new rocker designs, one needs to adjust their riding, and with this adapted style, you can still pop ollies, rocket turns, etc., but call me traditional, I just love the feeling of loading up the tail and popping off of a roller (again I'm on the East Coast, sometimes it's all we got). YES has created a board that still allows you to load up the tail for those super ollies and rocket turns. Happy Hoon? Yup.
Speed?
The board flat based fine. At times I noticed that I was dragging behind my friend Pat on the cat tracks. Hmm, this isn't normally an issue. Either Pat's been eating more waffles or this base is a bit slow. Granted, Pat is about 200lbs and usually rides a 161, but still I usually can dust his ass on the flats.
Overall:
This is a fun board. To be completely lame, I thought to myself while riding this board "Yes I can!" Of course, I'm an Uninc sucker. I collect their boards, and I stalk DCP and RDM (oh shit, my restraining order prevents me from telling you that). Someone at a large company that starts with B told me that everyone is super stoked on rocker except those hard-core Uninc riders (hence the creation of the ELFV). I definitely fall into that category. I dig rocker, but it's not life-changing for me. I'd prefer my 09 or 08 Uninc on 99% of East Coast days first. I'd have to say this board makes me do a double-take. I was immediately able to ride it like I stole it (a major compliment).
Oh and the price? $399 retail for a YES. In a world of $550-$750 high performance boards, it's refreshing to see a realistically priced sled. Even if this board only rode "ok," I'd still recommend it as a huge value at this price. My fat ass should really be riding a 156, and hope to test the asymmetric 156.5 (which has a different heel and edge pattern for "ultimate edge grip").
In short, run don't walk to buy this board. They sold through their first run, and the second run is dropping asap. Stay frosty.
The tech details:
- Developed in Switzerland (manufactured at Nidecker)
- Directional twin-tips
- FSC-approved Poplar with Beech wood cores (sustainably forested)
- CamRock Camber (hybrid camber)
- Diecut 6000-grade base
- Stone ground finish
- One Ball Jay wax
Where can I find one?
The US team is held down by Donny and Chad. YES is only being distributed by a select list of US retailers. Check out their online store page for more info.
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Burton AK Review: When Good Products Go Bad
Now don't get me wrong - I love the Burton AK line. I think Burton has done an amazing job of bringing style and function together into a technical outerwear so that it far exceeds the looks of most "fashion forward" 8K to 15k rated outerwear. But, like every product that rises to the top there must be an eventual decline. So hang with me here because I'm not buckling in for some standard Burton bashing. Nope, we're going to dig into this nitty gritty.
So with the AK line I'm often left wondering - are you just paying for the Gore Tex license? Because if you deconstruct the jacket and pants you're left with materials that don't expand upon a range of efficiency and protection beyond what you see in Burton's higher end Burton line up (2L &3L). Adding to this point ... the last few years, Burton has contracted with FYI Designs to help design the AK lineup, including outerwear, gloves and packs. FYI is based in the BC Interior, nestled in the mountains, with direct access to some of the best powder in North America. With FYI's pedigree as former designers for Arcteryx, you would expect this stuff to be functional and durable. But, more on durability later first I want to hack into pedigree ...
I should note all of this is purely anecdotal and from the consumer perspective. But that could be the single biggest thing I get stuck on - are you paying for something that is hinging on a brands name and reputation only? Because if that's the case then Burton is doing a disservice to those who are buying the gear for highly technical purposes. Yes, that's a loaded statement but very much true. Are you buying this gear for the latest sublaminated hyped up print your see jeremy Jones or Jussi wearing? The flip side is you are looking to buy gear that will undergo the harshest conditions out there and function day over day.
After scoping out and owning a few pieces of AK over the past five seasons I think its quite possible that AK has gone the way of sacrificing product efficiency for minimalism. Again, I understand the need the need to be lightweight and that is an essential of function but not at the cost of durability. My old Ronin gear hangs tough and in excellent condition after 15, 30, 50 days - hey today was day 76 for one pair of old ronin cargos and I've lost a belt loop over the time that's it. Around the 10 day mark all of my AK has slowly evaporated in the stitching, zipper function and actually developing stress points that tear. The final straw for me was last year when a pair of AK Stagger pants got torn in the backcountry and the was no W48 to cover it. I was lucky in the fact I got this gear off proform. Had I paid full price ... there's no chance I would buy Burton again.
The sad thing is - I still love the AK line. As far as soul of a brand I think the AK line does a really amazing job of fusing the soul of people like Jake & Craig Kelly with the innovation that today's snowboarding brings. But, at the same time when you see guys like Terje wearing more straight Burton gear than AK you know something's fishy in the lineup. So, it's a shame that AK has gone the way it has and if I pull my Burton proform out this year - I won't be buying any of the gear. Bottom line - even at profrom prices, Burton AK just isn't worth the money anymore.
So with the AK line I'm often left wondering - are you just paying for the Gore Tex license? Because if you deconstruct the jacket and pants you're left with materials that don't expand upon a range of efficiency and protection beyond what you see in Burton's higher end Burton line up (2L &3L). Adding to this point ... the last few years, Burton has contracted with FYI Designs to help design the AK lineup, including outerwear, gloves and packs. FYI is based in the BC Interior, nestled in the mountains, with direct access to some of the best powder in North America. With FYI's pedigree as former designers for Arcteryx, you would expect this stuff to be functional and durable. But, more on durability later first I want to hack into pedigree ...I should note all of this is purely anecdotal and from the consumer perspective. But that could be the single biggest thing I get stuck on - are you paying for something that is hinging on a brands name and reputation only? Because if that's the case then Burton is doing a disservice to those who are buying the gear for highly technical purposes. Yes, that's a loaded statement but very much true. Are you buying this gear for the latest sublaminated hyped up print your see jeremy Jones or Jussi wearing? The flip side is you are looking to buy gear that will undergo the harshest conditions out there and function day over day.
After scoping out and owning a few pieces of AK over the past five seasons I think its quite possible that AK has gone the way of sacrificing product efficiency for minimalism. Again, I understand the need the need to be lightweight and that is an essential of function but not at the cost of durability. My old Ronin gear hangs tough and in excellent condition after 15, 30, 50 days - hey today was day 76 for one pair of old ronin cargos and I've lost a belt loop over the time that's it. Around the 10 day mark all of my AK has slowly evaporated in the stitching, zipper function and actually developing stress points that tear. The final straw for me was last year when a pair of AK Stagger pants got torn in the backcountry and the was no W48 to cover it. I was lucky in the fact I got this gear off proform. Had I paid full price ... there's no chance I would buy Burton again.The sad thing is - I still love the AK line. As far as soul of a brand I think the AK line does a really amazing job of fusing the soul of people like Jake & Craig Kelly with the innovation that today's snowboarding brings. But, at the same time when you see guys like Terje wearing more straight Burton gear than AK you know something's fishy in the lineup. So, it's a shame that AK has gone the way it has and if I pull my Burton proform out this year - I won't be buying any of the gear. Bottom line - even at profrom prices, Burton AK just isn't worth the money anymore.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Frozen Trailer Stinks Up the Interweb
Now I'm not to sure about the plot but here's what I can think it is. people get stranded on chairlift and lose their shit. Pretty much a gross out concept of horror and another official order of weak sauce into the lexicon of action sports associated movies. What's next trapped on a the ferris wheel? The Carousel of doom?
You know what I'll take being stuck on the chairlift over this any day ...
You know what I'll take being stuck on the chairlift over this any day ...
DC Snowboards: DC Helix Jacket and DC Tasch Pant Review
Over the weekend (during snopocalypse in metropolis) I had the opportunity to toss rummage through the review closet to get out the gear DC had sent along this fall, aka the Helix Jacket and Tasch pant. The funny story is even with personnel changes and all sorts of sizes and colors not being available DC came through. They sat for hours on the other end of e-mail listening to me blather on about exacting specifications but patience is a virtue and if that holds true the folks at DC snowboarding are pretty virtuous. I'm not quite sure what that means and there's 98%* chance I'm now in the process of making up words but lets continue with this review.Rarely do I get the opportunity to do the following:
A. Review gear in a blizzard
B. Review gear while shoveling out my neighbors
C. Review gear while taking a pow turn down my street
D. Review DC outerwear
Damn, it's a winter of firsts and we are only two days into it. Game on! OK, first thing first 10K gear typically is good all around gear and this was no exception. A bit more heft than your typical 2L 3L laminate shell series but to be honest for all of my running around in the snow - I was never cold. Actually it was just the opposite during Snopocalypse shovel fest round 1 I overheated (note this jacket does have 60or so grams of insulation) and then while hiking up hill for a mile (only to ride a 1/2 mile downhill - explain that to me) I found myself beginning to heat up a few times. the vents disregarded the typical underarm vent and instead have the pec to kidney diagonal vent. Yeah, pretty much rocks.
Not that there's anything wrong with pit vents but these were super easy to access and dumped heat quickly. The pockets provided more than ample storage and there were a few instances of actually forgetting where the hell I put my keys. The colorways being extra bright ensured I didn't get popped by my crazy jersey Guido neighbors souped up Nissan Skyline and most of all - zip away everything thing. Hood, powder skirt. it the little things when trying to minimize that make everything better. Helix Jacket two thumbs up**.
The Tasch pant had a bit of weight to them making me think they would be a sponge but just the opposite. Warm, dry and efficient as f*ck. When it comes to pants I tend to prefer the looser fit and DC does not hold back on giving you room to move. Now they weren't insanely baggy but certainly let you get around. What really stood out was the cleaner line and the effort to hide any Adjustable length drawstring was a nice touch as well when hiking up through snow.Now, I wouldn't take this kit out on a warm preseason or sunny spring day but god do I wish this had been in my gear bag last year at Powder mountain in Utah. So, best conditions? Well obviously blizzard but I'd also say colder day or day in the deep. The combo or the jacket powder skirt and the pants boxer gaiter will do the job of keeping you bone dry. Plus the fill in the jacket and burliness of the pant pack in the heat. As for me and my best use of the gear? Well that was another first. So forget snowboarding Snow yeti is the new style!

Thanks to DC Snowboards for supplying the gear and we plan on entering the Helix/Tasch kit into our Hosed in 2010 waterproofing test.stay tuned for Hoons review of the DC Park Boot
* 73% of all statistics are made up.
** OH BY THE WAY --- did I mention i was dry seriously 10K of love is what this jacket was.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Snowpocalypse 2009!!! or Pow Turns in D.C.
Use it Up Wear it Out Make it Do Or Do Without - North Eastern Saying (presumably by some curmudgeon from Maine which has the highest curmudgeon per person ratio)
Snowapocalypse! Snowmageddon! The Blizzard of 2009! People panicing! Grocery store shelves ransacked! Mass Hysteria! Dogs and Cats living together Aieeee!! Aieee!! Aieee!!
Now, unless you live in the general vicinity of Washington D.C. you have no idea what the mere mention of snow does to these people. Flat out it turns everybody and their brother into a frantic period of emergency driven lunacy only to be paralleled by obnoxious SB fanboys. Where I come from (Binghamton, NY) we wipe our asses with 18 inches of snow. The roads are cleared and you might have a two hour school delay. However in D.C. we just received 26 inches of snow. OK, for once the hype and spazziness of VA - DC- MD people was well deserved. Two plus feet of snow is nothing to joke about, especially when there are about four snowplows in the entire region!
So, what was I to do? Driving to the local resorts was out of the question because
A. To be honest I'm not spending 3 hours driving bumper to bumper to ride 980 vertical feet.. Nope sorry I just don't have that patience.
B. I had to shovel my ass off! Seriously,I forgot shoveling was reason I moved to DC in the first place (along with cheap flights to CO, UT, nearby beaches and solid skating)
C. Sure hiking is a bit more work but why not just bomb my local 750 foot long hill?
So option C seemed prime for execution. Why not indeed? With that I pulled my boards out and began the long and winding road to riding on Saturday & Sunday. Now it's not the best but I did get to make some pow turns in Arlington, VA (a first) and to be honest they were incredibly rewarding.That's where the whole "make it do" thing comes into play. Hiking a few blocks from my house was fun. I plan to be back out there before work in the AM. Slashing a few turns before the sun comes up and the office Jonny has to show up will be a nice start to a week.
Note all these pics were taken with my Blackberry so I apologize for quality
first up, I actually have boards to mount up & ride this year Not sure why but the Burton Malolo was calling my name with all the snow. Admittedly a bit over over kill but with graphics by Thomas Campbell - epicly fun.
After thinking I was going overboard with the malolo I quickly reverted my position at about 8 am as it was puking snow.
First break in the snow around 1 pm and time to hike from the homestead.
The break in weahter was a whopping 15 minutes and quickly it began puking again. So off I hiked the 1.5 mile to the top of Wilson and Mckinley and then back down to where Mckinley picked up for a 1/2 mile downhill.
A few runs and a good slashes but not nearly as fast as one hopes for. I managed to grab this pic as I loomed in on a snow drift for a slash.
After a few runs I bagged it and went back to shoveling and beering my way through snopocalypse 09. Actually I thought of another spot with good drop and some features that might be fun so i made plans to head for a regional park a few blocks from my pad on Sunday. Sure enough Sunday afternoon came and with the kiddos napping I bolted to for the park only to be greeted with a vastly untouched snow, a steeper run in and colder temps. Now fun was to be had.
The first few I spent just pulling a manual down. Backseat!
Bottom of the run in had been packed down by god knows what and after a few runs was kind of fast. Enough to ollie and slash out 5 or 6 more turns.
So this was after a few runs and I began sizing up another side to the run in which gave me a faster/longer line. Enough for few slashes and then some ollies over stumps etc. This is where it started to pick up and get really fun
After the runs started to pile up A friend came by to visit on a well deserved break! Captain T to the rescue!
After a few solid hours of hike n' ride it was time to hang it up and head home. Miles of smiles for getting out and making something worthwhile of a few feet of snow. Like I said earlier the riding was fun and for lack of vertical drop it was amazing to get a pow turn in a few blocks from my house.
Snowapocalypse! Snowmageddon! The Blizzard of 2009! People panicing! Grocery store shelves ransacked! Mass Hysteria! Dogs and Cats living together Aieeee!! Aieee!! Aieee!!
Now, unless you live in the general vicinity of Washington D.C. you have no idea what the mere mention of snow does to these people. Flat out it turns everybody and their brother into a frantic period of emergency driven lunacy only to be paralleled by obnoxious SB fanboys. Where I come from (Binghamton, NY) we wipe our asses with 18 inches of snow. The roads are cleared and you might have a two hour school delay. However in D.C. we just received 26 inches of snow. OK, for once the hype and spazziness of VA - DC- MD people was well deserved. Two plus feet of snow is nothing to joke about, especially when there are about four snowplows in the entire region!
So, what was I to do? Driving to the local resorts was out of the question because
A. To be honest I'm not spending 3 hours driving bumper to bumper to ride 980 vertical feet.. Nope sorry I just don't have that patience.
B. I had to shovel my ass off! Seriously,I forgot shoveling was reason I moved to DC in the first place (along with cheap flights to CO, UT, nearby beaches and solid skating)
C. Sure hiking is a bit more work but why not just bomb my local 750 foot long hill?
So option C seemed prime for execution. Why not indeed? With that I pulled my boards out and began the long and winding road to riding on Saturday & Sunday. Now it's not the best but I did get to make some pow turns in Arlington, VA (a first) and to be honest they were incredibly rewarding.That's where the whole "make it do" thing comes into play. Hiking a few blocks from my house was fun. I plan to be back out there before work in the AM. Slashing a few turns before the sun comes up and the office Jonny has to show up will be a nice start to a week.
Note all these pics were taken with my Blackberry so I apologize for quality
first up, I actually have boards to mount up & ride this year Not sure why but the Burton Malolo was calling my name with all the snow. Admittedly a bit over over kill but with graphics by Thomas Campbell - epicly fun.
After thinking I was going overboard with the malolo I quickly reverted my position at about 8 am as it was puking snow.
First break in the snow around 1 pm and time to hike from the homestead.
The break in weahter was a whopping 15 minutes and quickly it began puking again. So off I hiked the 1.5 mile to the top of Wilson and Mckinley and then back down to where Mckinley picked up for a 1/2 mile downhill.
A few runs and a good slashes but not nearly as fast as one hopes for. I managed to grab this pic as I loomed in on a snow drift for a slash.After a few runs I bagged it and went back to shoveling and beering my way through snopocalypse 09. Actually I thought of another spot with good drop and some features that might be fun so i made plans to head for a regional park a few blocks from my pad on Sunday. Sure enough Sunday afternoon came and with the kiddos napping I bolted to for the park only to be greeted with a vastly untouched snow, a steeper run in and colder temps. Now fun was to be had.
The first few I spent just pulling a manual down. Backseat!
Bottom of the run in had been packed down by god knows what and after a few runs was kind of fast. Enough to ollie and slash out 5 or 6 more turns.
So this was after a few runs and I began sizing up another side to the run in which gave me a faster/longer line. Enough for few slashes and then some ollies over stumps etc. This is where it started to pick up and get really fun
After the runs started to pile up A friend came by to visit on a well deserved break! Captain T to the rescue!
After a few solid hours of hike n' ride it was time to hang it up and head home. Miles of smiles for getting out and making something worthwhile of a few feet of snow. Like I said earlier the riding was fun and for lack of vertical drop it was amazing to get a pow turn in a few blocks from my house.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Celebrate Go Snowboarding Day on 12/21 - Mountain Creek, New Jersey
I'm going to drop the release right in here. If you are near Jersey - head over to Mountain Creek.
CELEBRATE THE FIRST DAY OF WINTER -
GO SNOWBOARDING DAY!
Free Entry to a Lifetime Lifestyle – A Holiday Present For All
Mountain Creek, Vernon, NJ. Winter means everything to Mountain Creek, and there’s little doubt that winter weather in all its stormy glory is here and all the indications are that it’s going to be a solid season of skiing and snowboarding ahead.
In the spirit of World Snowboard Day and in honor of the first day of winter, Mountain Creek has declared this Monday December 21st – Go Snowboarding Day! Says Mountain Creek VP Bill Benneyan, “We’re known for our snowboard culture, and believe it’s not only a great sport, but also a great, social and fun-loving lifestyle that transcends all ages. We’re so excited about opening this weekend and the winter ahead, we want to share it with anyone who wants to learn; so much so, we’re doing it for free!”
You’re reading that right. On Monday December 21st Mountain Creek will teach any first-timers to snowboard for FREE, including lift ticket, rental equipment and a lesson. The package usually runs around $100. Prospective ‘shredders’ are asked to call Ski & Snowboard School at 973-864-8128 to make a reservation so that instructors can take care of everyone that wants to learn.
“There’s a ton of snow at The Creek right now, and my instructors are primed and ready to get into action.”, said Ski and Snowboard School Director Chris Heidebrecht. “With the prospects for a strong season ahead, now’s the time to get those first turns under your belt and be ready for the next 3 months of fun. Give us a call before Monday to set up a time for your lesson. Those who make a last-minute decision to play sick from work that day, we’ll take on a first-come first-serve basis as we can. We’re looking forward to a fun day!”.
For those intermediates that already know how to snowboard but are curious about terrain parks, Mountain Creek’s SWITCH ACADEMY coaches will be at South (Terrain Park) all day to give free tips and pointers on your first feature-sliding experience. All South riders will need to obtain a FREE Park Pass at South Lodge first, which involves a short on-line tutorial and quiz at our special kiosks located in the lodge. Helmets are required for anyone engaged in SWITCH clinics at South.
For those that might wonder, Mountain Creek’s largesse isn’t limited to snowboarders. “In this case, there’s some precedence with World Snowboarding Day, and this is our way of celebrating a world event, the start of our season, and the first day of winter”, said Resort Chief Frank DeBerry. “This month we’ve also offered all our local Vernon kids in Second Grade free learn-to ski or snowboard lessons, for similar reasons. There are a lot of us who feel fortunate to combine our work and our play in a sport that has given so much back to us. We want to share this, introduce families to a winter activity that they can do together, and start the first step of a lifetime of fun, challenge and exuberance.”
Go Snowboarding Day takes place Monday, December 21. More information can be found at www.mountaincreek.com/gosnowboard or by calling 973-864-8128.
CELEBRATE THE FIRST DAY OF WINTER -
GO SNOWBOARDING DAY!
Free Entry to a Lifetime Lifestyle – A Holiday Present For All
Mountain Creek, Vernon, NJ. Winter means everything to Mountain Creek, and there’s little doubt that winter weather in all its stormy glory is here and all the indications are that it’s going to be a solid season of skiing and snowboarding ahead.
In the spirit of World Snowboard Day and in honor of the first day of winter, Mountain Creek has declared this Monday December 21st – Go Snowboarding Day! Says Mountain Creek VP Bill Benneyan, “We’re known for our snowboard culture, and believe it’s not only a great sport, but also a great, social and fun-loving lifestyle that transcends all ages. We’re so excited about opening this weekend and the winter ahead, we want to share it with anyone who wants to learn; so much so, we’re doing it for free!”
You’re reading that right. On Monday December 21st Mountain Creek will teach any first-timers to snowboard for FREE, including lift ticket, rental equipment and a lesson. The package usually runs around $100. Prospective ‘shredders’ are asked to call Ski & Snowboard School at 973-864-8128 to make a reservation so that instructors can take care of everyone that wants to learn.
“There’s a ton of snow at The Creek right now, and my instructors are primed and ready to get into action.”, said Ski and Snowboard School Director Chris Heidebrecht. “With the prospects for a strong season ahead, now’s the time to get those first turns under your belt and be ready for the next 3 months of fun. Give us a call before Monday to set up a time for your lesson. Those who make a last-minute decision to play sick from work that day, we’ll take on a first-come first-serve basis as we can. We’re looking forward to a fun day!”.
For those intermediates that already know how to snowboard but are curious about terrain parks, Mountain Creek’s SWITCH ACADEMY coaches will be at South (Terrain Park) all day to give free tips and pointers on your first feature-sliding experience. All South riders will need to obtain a FREE Park Pass at South Lodge first, which involves a short on-line tutorial and quiz at our special kiosks located in the lodge. Helmets are required for anyone engaged in SWITCH clinics at South.
For those that might wonder, Mountain Creek’s largesse isn’t limited to snowboarders. “In this case, there’s some precedence with World Snowboarding Day, and this is our way of celebrating a world event, the start of our season, and the first day of winter”, said Resort Chief Frank DeBerry. “This month we’ve also offered all our local Vernon kids in Second Grade free learn-to ski or snowboard lessons, for similar reasons. There are a lot of us who feel fortunate to combine our work and our play in a sport that has given so much back to us. We want to share this, introduce families to a winter activity that they can do together, and start the first step of a lifetime of fun, challenge and exuberance.”
Go Snowboarding Day takes place Monday, December 21. More information can be found at www.mountaincreek.com/gosnowboard or by calling 973-864-8128.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Eesa sale: Underwear for Cheap. Everything must go! Our prices are INSANE!
Eesa has closed its doors. That iconic brand with the free schwag built on hoop dreams, some diecut stickers and socks has sadly moved onto greener pastures.
No they didn't go bankrupt. And no they didn't go all Tiger Woods on us with some crazy sex scandal.
In classic fashion, before they go, they've created a big, gigantic, extravagant buzz through their inventory liquidation. Everything in the site is like $10 or less. It's Crazy Eddie style.
If you've got some cash to burn and are in need of the best inner layer since men strapped sheep to their jocks, then head over to Eesa.com.
What happened to Eesa? All will be revealed shortly.
Pour out a little liquor.
No they didn't go bankrupt. And no they didn't go all Tiger Woods on us with some crazy sex scandal.
In classic fashion, before they go, they've created a big, gigantic, extravagant buzz through their inventory liquidation. Everything in the site is like $10 or less. It's Crazy Eddie style.
If you've got some cash to burn and are in need of the best inner layer since men strapped sheep to their jocks, then head over to Eesa.com.
What happened to Eesa? All will be revealed shortly.
Pour out a little liquor.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Somebody Please Rewrite these 80's Crap Movies
Serious brain drain going on over here on the beast coast. work, family, rain, back issues - all of it is hitting at the same time. So instead of slacking off on the SOTN blarg here I figured it'd be best to turn to my peers for inspiration. Thank god Brooke Geery came through. Now, a quick history lesson for all of you born in 1987, Back then we were in the pinnacle of crappy Hollywood meets action sports debacles. This was when Hollywood figured "hey the kids like themselves some skiing, surfing, skateboarding good times. Lets make a movie!" No lie these were typically light on plot and heavy on ... well not much else. There was ...
Rad
Thrashin'
Gleaming the Cube
Bust more importantly there was North Shore a movie about a kid from an Arizona wave pool who travels to the North Shore and experiences the life. It's high on cliches and unintentional comedy. I mean seriously whoever thought up this plot (or didn't think) had to basically know where the studios execs hid the bodies. Only explanation how this movie got made but then again everything was silly in those days. Plus, you get to see Occy and Young Laird Hamilton act - epic. Again, not really.
So when YoBeat posted up some kid at an indoor slope in the UK jibbin his hearts content
Well, this got me thinking: "Somebody should rewrite North Shore but with a British kid who rides a dry slope/indoor slope going to some epic US mountain town" - think Jackson Hole. You could have Travis Rice play out the Laird Hamilton role, Bryan Iguchi could play the Chandler character and Willie McMillion could be Turtle and Mark Carter could be Vince. OK, done now one of you slack ass writers out there in the industry get on this.
You all have laptops and we all have a long season ahead. So get crackin' You know coming off this money milkin Olympic year some dummy with too much money will want to make a movie about snowboarding. This script writes itself. Hell, you used to be able to watch North Shore on Hulu. Maybe you can rewrite scene for scene ... get crackin! Somebody will do it - might as well be you! Think about it, they are remaking the Karate Kid, Footloose ... why not get in on the ground floor. So in the world of the Governator "Do it! Do it now!"
Rad
Thrashin'
Gleaming the Cube
Bust more importantly there was North Shore a movie about a kid from an Arizona wave pool who travels to the North Shore and experiences the life. It's high on cliches and unintentional comedy. I mean seriously whoever thought up this plot (or didn't think) had to basically know where the studios execs hid the bodies. Only explanation how this movie got made but then again everything was silly in those days. Plus, you get to see Occy and Young Laird Hamilton act - epic. Again, not really.So when YoBeat posted up some kid at an indoor slope in the UK jibbin his hearts content
Well, this got me thinking: "Somebody should rewrite North Shore but with a British kid who rides a dry slope/indoor slope going to some epic US mountain town" - think Jackson Hole. You could have Travis Rice play out the Laird Hamilton role, Bryan Iguchi could play the Chandler character and Willie McMillion could be Turtle and Mark Carter could be Vince. OK, done now one of you slack ass writers out there in the industry get on this.
You all have laptops and we all have a long season ahead. So get crackin' You know coming off this money milkin Olympic year some dummy with too much money will want to make a movie about snowboarding. This script writes itself. Hell, you used to be able to watch North Shore on Hulu. Maybe you can rewrite scene for scene ... get crackin! Somebody will do it - might as well be you! Think about it, they are remaking the Karate Kid, Footloose ... why not get in on the ground floor. So in the world of the Governator "Do it! Do it now!"
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Hoon's Take: Vans Triple Crown of Surfing iPhone App Review
Thanks to TCB for writing that review of the Vans Triple Crown of Surfing iPhone app from his unique perspective. I finally got the chance to properly review the app when two conditions were in place: 1) The Billabong Pipeline Masters was in session and 2) I had a wifi signal. The significant delay was my wonderful work IT department, who decided to specifically block my iPhone's IP address as a nice holiday present for Hoon. Monday's plan: download virus on work email. After downloading many free apps and a few paid ones, I've come to regard a few as the gold standards because they offer a reliable, useful experience with minimal crashing and accurate information. Two such apps (both free) are: The North Face Snow Report app and the surf report app by Swell Info. (search for these two and you won't be disappointed).
Without a wifi signal, the application simply acts as a basic news, results, photos microsite. So far, not seeing anything that deserves my $0.99.
When you add the wifi signal, you're able to see the live webcast feed in addition to push notifications (aka alerts), plus a bunch of content that we listed earlier. The live webcast function worked beautifully. I got to watch Fred Patacchia, Flynn Novak, John John (oops I mean John J, we're growing up here) Florence, MISTER WORLD CHAMP Mick Fanning, and others.
On the negatives, I found the navigation of the Results, Photos and Videos to be difficult to say the least. It doesn't automatically send me to the latest content, instead defaults at "Final." Are we at the Finals? I don't think so, but I can't easily keep track of it as I'm sitting on the couch or in the cubicle, which is why I have this app.
Overall, for $0.99, I expect a lot. With a consistent wifi signal, it's really fun to watch the live webcast if you're at the Mall, at the Office, or on a wifi-enabled plane. But I'd like to see Vans put a little extra effort into this app. Will there be more Vans-sponsored events with webcasts or utilize the "Surf Report" function for more than just Pipeline? As a first iPhone app for Vans, it's ok. It just needs some tweaking (2.0 version?) which will bring it into 2009.
And where are those bikini shots?
PS - I suck at Photoshop with a crying baby in my arms. No wait, I just suck at Photoshop.
Without a wifi signal, the application simply acts as a basic news, results, photos microsite. So far, not seeing anything that deserves my $0.99.
When you add the wifi signal, you're able to see the live webcast feed in addition to push notifications (aka alerts), plus a bunch of content that we listed earlier. The live webcast function worked beautifully. I got to watch Fred Patacchia, Flynn Novak, John John (oops I mean John J, we're growing up here) Florence, MISTER WORLD CHAMP Mick Fanning, and others.
On the negatives, I found the navigation of the Results, Photos and Videos to be difficult to say the least. It doesn't automatically send me to the latest content, instead defaults at "Final." Are we at the Finals? I don't think so, but I can't easily keep track of it as I'm sitting on the couch or in the cubicle, which is why I have this app.
Overall, for $0.99, I expect a lot. With a consistent wifi signal, it's really fun to watch the live webcast if you're at the Mall, at the Office, or on a wifi-enabled plane. But I'd like to see Vans put a little extra effort into this app. Will there be more Vans-sponsored events with webcasts or utilize the "Surf Report" function for more than just Pipeline? As a first iPhone app for Vans, it's ok. It just needs some tweaking (2.0 version?) which will bring it into 2009.
And where are those bikini shots?
PS - I suck at Photoshop with a crying baby in my arms. No wait, I just suck at Photoshop.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
School of Surf Coming to MTV2
A nice contrast to that other Jersey Shore show running on MTV - a group of kids surfing in Jersey. Really, the speakeasy blog from WSJ nailed it - on the East Coast (especially North East) surfing remains a subculture. No matter how many t- shirts the mall shops and boutiques sell, not many people are dedicated to surf year round much less compete.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Colin Bane on Olympic Half Pipe Riding
Sometime sit just takes the painter awhile to find the right canvas. That's what went through my head at 5:45 am ET when I brought up Westword.com. Maybe it's because I had been watching a movie about Jackson Pollock recently but the canvas quote definitely came to mind. See, writing is tricky business you end up selling not just your ability but your reputation and credibility along with it. Lets use me as an example: I'm a hack. I n=know digital media products, skateboarding, snowboarding, cycling, the lifestyle product genre I would guess and fair bit about surfing. I'm pretty good at mashing those together. That's a skill - writing is an art form. I'm no artist. I know this. Colin Bane, a good friend from DC, he's five times the writer I could hope to be and it shows.
Colin made the jump back to his home state of Colorado a few years back and has been picking up freelance writing steam ever since. Breaking into the action sports space isn't easy. You basically have to do it with a relentless passion that is equal parts opinionated, passionate, political and above all else credible. I once heard one action sports writer had referred to another as a "tourist". Which is why you either need a thick skin or really just not care about what other people say. The weird thing is though Colin is a different animal than most people whose names you see grace the pages of ESPN Blogs, Transworld or Thrasher. Colin is actually a professional writer - he's written for alt weeklies, scientific journals, magazines, and long lead stories for newspapers. Going back to that credibility point - it's about being able to produce.So when it comes down to translating our world for mass media (something I surrendered on long ago) Colin is the right guy for the gig. In looking at his ability to take on and not just deliver but transform a writing assignment, yeah, that's where the artistry comes into play. So check out Colin's article in the new edition of Westword. Here's to you (you hobbit toed freak) and I hope your success continues to grow now that you've cracked it wide open.
All I want For Christmas #5: Vans SK8 Mid SF
Did you hear? Washington D.C. actually got snow this past weekend. That means skating outside - no go. Riding a bike outside: frigid and painful. Those sneaky Saturday sessions milking the oncoming winter swell? yeah, best of luck with that. I hope you have a 6/5/4 to keep your bones marginally temperate. But, since I really focus on my bike and skating this time of year (we have about 2 more weeks before slopes really get cranking) it's a good opportunity to touch base on the finer things in life.
Now, I've never been a big believer in a pair of shoes that you "chill" in. I've seen guys roll up to spots with two pairs of sneakers, change one out to skate and then change back into their other pair and split. Random. But, I do understand cold, wet, hurting feet. That I fully get ... it's the East Coast curse. So much to my surprise Santa came a little early in 2009.
Vans dropped a pair of the SK8 Mid SF in all the fleece lined fancy pants-ness off on my doorstep at the beginning of the week. Hello crummy weather, hellllooooo warm shoes.Strike what I said earlier about shoes to chlll in because these shoes met the need. Now, let me paint you a quick picture. 20 mile bike ride in 39 degree weather followed by 30 minutes skating around the only dry spot I could find. Once I got home my paws were nearly numb. The curse of liking thin shoes I guess. So a resolution was needed.
Rather than slip into my old man slippers and shuffle around mumbling about dang tre flipping kids, I shifted gears and jumped int the SK8 Mids. I forgot how loose the shoe was and after wearing Vans Eras for about a year the joys of a mid top. Warm, supportive but plush. Not the kind of fleece plush where it's super cushy and then packs down but just enough to hammer down some insulation. Would I skate in them? Too late, already did. But, it was more commuting to the metro to go meet a friend for beers type skating. That's the strength of the Vans surf line up which is the home of the skate fleece. It's warm, it's functional and to be honest the colorways are wicked smart.So, from our official/unofficial gift guide for Holiday 2009 I can highly recommend the Vans SK8 Mid SF as something to thing about if you know somebody in that skate/surf/snowboard realm. I can be honest and say i wouldn't run out and buy these for myself right away but damn if I haven't worn them with a big old smile every single day they've landed on my doorstep.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Palace 5ive x Vans Sk8-Hi Vert-Pro


never mind that DC technically doesn't have a vert ramp. We've got enough round wall with near vert, vert and maybe even a touch of over vert. But, that all doesn't matter it turns out Palace 5ive is doing a little collaboration with the gang at Vans. Enjoy ...
Vans teamed up with Washington DC based Palace 5ive for a special holiday release of the Vans Sk8-Hi Vert-Pro. In a nod to the original Ballistic Sk8-Hi Vans Syndicate released in 2006, the shoe features chess ford ballistic mesh and benecke ceraprene as well as a hex nut 3rd lace hole, white perforated leather liner & contrast stitching. The Royal Blue kicks also feature blue wax laces as well as a traditional white lace option. Limited to only 200 pair worldwide, the shoe drops this Saturday, December 12 at Palace 5ive and online at Palace5ive.com.
Vans Triple Crown iPhone App Review
Jonny's Note: So first up this is our official review of the iPhone app not to be confused with our heads up note from a last week. Hoon was going to dig into this one but life got a little busy for him. while Hoon knows surfing and has his little claws all up in Apple tech the decision was made to nerd out with a new contributor to SOTN: TCB.First up TCB works in the mobile industry (no he doesn't sell phones at a mall kiosk) he's actually all sorts of digital nerdy mobile strategery and what not. I should also point out that nepotism gets you far here at SOTN as TCB is my brother. Yeah, we're funny like that. Now TCB isn't the best surfer/shredder in the world but after living with me forever he's gotten his fair share of board underneath the feet time. So, you're getting the review from a mobile pro and of course you may find some similarity's in how we talk, er write. He's better with grammar, spelling and has been know to crush a plate of Turkey bacon if left unattended. So, without further delay - I give you the TCB take on the Vans Triple crown iPhone app.
Vans Triple Crown iPhone App Review
First off make sure you have a good Wi-Fi connection because without it this app is dead to you. However…if you have a solid Wi Fi connection and think the Triple Crown is the shit then you are in the money. It took me a few minutes to figure out what the hell was going on with this app. There were the normal login, corporate sponsors, app maker credentials and then I was dumped into a cool screen with posters for the three competitions. The posters, which are really buttons taking you to coverage of each one of the Competitions that make up the Triple Crown (Reef Hawaiian Pro, O’Neill World Cup, Billabong Pipeline Masters.) In my opinion the posters are the best part of the app…but onward.
The most confusing piece of this whole app is the next screen once you enter one of the competition sections. The first thing you see is the event schedule, which assuming you know enough about the competitions, after picking the one you want on the entry screen, that had the dates it was running, which strikes me as useless. Overall this application is best used while the competition is active. There are a slew of features that make it useful for following the competition while hiding in your cubicle or sneaking in a check during meetings. A news feed, live webcast, results, are available for the hard core fans while video, photos and surf reports are available for those checking in off hours during their commute on the LIE (Long Island Expressway). There are Live Score and Watch Now buttons at the top of the application to get your quickly to your destination.Essentially, this is a purely a live webcast application with some added features. I think the extras like the video, and photos are not very necessary but the results and surf report are a nice touch for keeping tabs on the competition. The $.99 price take was worth it considering I didn’t have to try and type in the whole webcast URL into the stupid iPhone Safari browser.
Monday, December 7, 2009
All I want for Christmas #4: Quiksilver Goes Pop with Color
So after the sham, nay - the debacle, nay - the shambacle of Olympic uniform hype that seized the blogosphere the time is right post about something I actually like and use. After all Mrs. South of the North needs real holiday ideas and it looks like Santa's getting an itchy trigger finger on ye olde credit card. So why not dig into the few product from certain brands that seem to find their way into my closet over and over?Now I have nothing against Holden, Volcom, or any other snow brand out there (other than my current vendetta with Burton's AK line) but there's this wacky margin of irregularity when it comes to fit. Some brands tend to run true to fit, some much tighter and others looser. All things being equal - I'm a bigger guy six foot even and 215lbs on the mark. Sooo regular fit is always a bit snug (thanks cycling) and the tight clothes thing --- forget it never happening. Always liked my gear roomier and functional. My fall back brand ever year for this? Quiksilver. The mountain and wave gear tens to run loose but not obnoxious Burton Ronin/Restricted, Technine, Special Blend team fit baggy. Function isn't an issue as they tend to include the little details like fleece points, taped seams and every vent comes with mesh backing. Nothing worse than gaping vents.
So this year (along with Super Model Todd Richards) Quik has managed to blow up the color ratio and come out with another few bangers in the 10K range. The Everblast jacket (pictured above is either similar or the jacket Trice wore this jacket at the 2009 X Games Big air hullabaloo and needless to say it caught some eyes including mine. Needless to say 10K will keep you warm on this inside in a bulk of conditions. Factor in one of the Quik riding shirts and you should be squared away from the waist up (more on the riding shirt in a minute)so for the price tag I give this a big thumbs up. Apparently Trice does also. You ,ight be able to catch a glimpse of the jacket over here ina video from Winter X 2009
Above the waist is all well, nice and great but lets talk about the nether regions. I've always found pants to be the tougher sell but the Quik 10K pant is so reliable it hurts. Now looking good and having style I guess they have their place in the importance hierarchy but I'm after function first. So to See Quiksilver nail the 10k pant for the third year in a row (2008 Scorpion pant, 2009 Looks that kill pant 2010 the scorps pant) gives a good signal that the "if it ain't broke don't fix it" methodology is running. In this case that's VERY good. Bottom line: warm, dry, uber functional and now popping with more color than 2008's Grass green colorway (which I'm convinced other brands copied in '09 as a test in their womens line then went all in with their 2010 line) which was in a few pants and jackets. The purple colorway jumps right the hell out (which is good) and I know there's additional color ways that Quik never really gives full exposure to out there. Quik 10k pant - you won't be disappointed.
So on the riding shirt front quick has actually done gone and created something I haven't seen too much of lately. For layering on really cold days or to be worn separately they've gone the shacket route which would be ultra lightweight fancy pants jacket or the gnarliest base layer you can think of. Check that lining out. That's some serious shit. Man TR looks sleepy or that's his version of blue steel - either way it's muy scary.
So Quik is the "go to" gear. Why? They've never let me down. Aspen, Breckenridge, to Tahoe to Park City to BC, to Upstate NY the gear is rock solid in all conditions. Everybody has their tale to tell of good and bad gear this just happens to be my tale of gear that hasn't let me down yet. next go around in things I ant for Christmas we're going to talk 686. A brand I haven't taken to the snow yet but keep hearing great things form both consumers and shop owners. check in Mid week for that write up. Until then. later.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
The 2010 US Olympic Snowboard Costumes Don't Totally Suck (maybe)


Sooooooo when Phoenix was doing it it was uncool at Nagano but when Burton does it for Turin and Vancouver it's cool. That's debatable. So the first thing that comes to minds is (aside from the colorway of red, white and blue) how is this expressive in terms of the United States of America? Not that I think the aerial gymnastics of a pipe competition requires a uni that says "Hey that there is 'Merican!" My larger beef is this:
What cute rate Abercrombie & Fitch, American Eagle designer did Burton put to work on this? Then again they are in the bizness of making money and well lets be honest those pinstripes in 2006 really didn't look all that great in terms of resale. So why not go for the "every day unexpected look"? A look that says "hey world, I shred, I rock the pooka shell necklace and you know what I'm okay with that tribal tattoo I got back in Myrtle Beach on spring break!" Nothing like looking as if you just woke up in study hall to impress the word stage.
But, really does it matter? Not likely with any luck events like the Natural Selection will go off under the radar and if that's the case will actually be snowboarding worth watching. Why? Because people actually ride in those events. Not practice some routine but that is what the Olympics are good for the agonizing pressure that doing something in this one competition will be forever remembered. Honestly I can remember the runs of Gian Simmen, Ross Powers, Shaun Powers have done? All gold medal winners but nothing that stands out. Now JJ Thomas massive method in 2002? THAT I remember. But, never mind Olympics or the political BSOur riders will look good in the Look of the season. Maybe Shaun will sport a jaunty fedora.
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