Dear Piece of Crap,
Way to jack my skateboard right from my car. In the process you missed an iPod and...well shit, a car. Just so you know, you suck. God forbid if I actually see you skating that deck. Well, it's and eventually it would have gone the way of the Buffalo. I should not be as angry as I am. But, I am. So I hope the wheel seizes up on a pebble and you end up with a busted grill. Here's to you eating shit.
Jonny @ SouthoftheNorth.com