An Open Letter to the Person Who Stole My Skateboard

Dear Piece of Crap,
Way to jack my skateboard right from my car. In the process you missed an iPod and...well shit, a car. Just so you know, you suck. God forbid if I actually see you skating that deck. Well, it's and eventually it would have gone the way of the Buffalo. I should not be as angry as I am. But, I am. So I hope the wheel seizes up on a pebble and you end up with a busted grill. Here's to you eating shit.

F*ck You,
Jonny @ SouthoftheNorth.com