A Bad Idea is Born: Grenade Footwear

Let me preface this with saying I like Danny Kass. I like people in general who don't give a fuck about what others think about them. That's a commodity in short supply these days. I know I spend too much time caring about what other people think. It will be the god damn ruin of me at the end of the day. But, holy shit Grenade making shoes is just about the worst idea I've heard in a long time. Again, I'm not hating on Grenade so don;t send that slobbering Dingo to my house to scream obscenities at me or worse... spill Monster energy drink all over my shit. Nobody needs that ass nasty beverage much less mixed with Vodka. Just Grenade making shoes...bad idea. Here's why.

Ok, are you ready for it? They are a glove company who now makes outerwear who in turn started making goggles who then started sponsoring mixed martial arts fighters and is now making shoes. That alone is reason enough to run. Basically, I don't think Grenade even knows what they are anymore. Let me murder the english language for a minute. Yes, that would be on top of the thrashing I am already giving it. Here's my point: What do the mean? I know enough syntax errors to make your head spin. But, why make shoes? Why make this boat shoe looking turd?

Fuck it, maybe these things will take off at hot topic. I have it as an even money bet you'll be able to find these shoes in Marshals inside of six months.