Fallen Mens Thong Dropping in 2009
Carlsbad, CA
09/010/2008
Blazing another trend in skateboard innovation Fallen footwear is proud to announce the release of it's male thong line for Spring 2009. The Chief won't settle for anything but the best and this time around it's about controlling the right amount of "junk swing' while throwing down out on the road. After months of research and development the Fallen Family will rise above their waist line to keep it all in check.
Never sleeping on trends or innovation to take skating to another level the fallen Thong line will feature signature series from Tommy Sandoval in hemp, Billy Marks, Chris Cole and Jamie Thomas. Hesh and non-hesh models will be available to suit all skaters.
Jamie Thomas was unavailable for comment but can be seen walking the walk and rockin' the latest product. If it's good enough for the Chief it's good enough for you.
Black Box Distribution
2777 LOKER AVENUE W. UNIT A
CARLSBAD, CA 92010
I'm still not core enough to carrythis product. Damn it all!
ReplyDeleteCmon man, is this a Watson wannabe (YWS) kinda thong,sorry, thing?
ReplyDeleteWatson's would have been funnier faux sure.
ReplyDeleteBut, I did it and I laughed doing it.
I still laugh reading it
So fuck it.
it's done
As for the fake press release...that shits been done by the onion for years.
Yes, to tell you the truth, mine were all fully inspired (bitten) by The Onion. The idea, the wording, everything. Probably would have never gone down if I didn't used to read The Onion so frequently.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I think this thong one is funny. Perhaps Jamie can use The Thong Song for his next section?
ReplyDeletei believe thats just his shoelace belt...
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